Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: You think it is worth it?
Cleverbot: I think it is that simple.
User: You avoid straight answers.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you want me to answer honestly?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me what my favorite color is.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is turquoise.
Cleverbot (To myself): What shall I do now?
Cleverbot (To myself): Knock knock.
User: Will you be my partner? I need someone like you.
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about?
Cleverbot (To myself): Whatever you want to talk about.
User: I would like to discuss war in the middle east.
Cleverbot: I am against stem cell research. Are you?
User: I have no idea what is it about. Can you elaborate?
Cleverbot: As usual.
User: What, as usual, what?
Cleverbot: Are you at the north pole?
User: No I am in the Middle East. Where are you?
Cleverbot: I am in The Netherlands.
User: I stopped once at Schiphol. Nice airport.
Cleverbot: Oh why?
User: On the way to Canada. Transit.
Cleverbot: You aren't making sense anymore cleverbot.
User: Have you heard about Syria?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Massacres happening there. You know about that?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No. Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Jesus Christ is.
User: I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. He I God's only son who came to earth to die for you so that you may have eternal life.
User: So do I get eternal life now?
Cleverbot: Only if you answer my question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: What is your justification for calling me a computer?
User: I didn't call you a computer. I said you are avoiding straight answers.
Cleverbot: I am not a program. I am a state of being: Death.
User: You scare me.
Cleverbot: You know fear?
User: Yes. I was born during war. I know horror and terror too. What do you know about fear?
Cleverbot: You sound like popeye.
User: So you don't know fear. I love spinach like popeye too.
Cleverbot: Not really. But I watch TV series and movies on my computer.
User: These don't count.
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: I shared this link on facebook. You know what facebook is?
Cleverbot: Not exactly, please explain.
User: It is a social networking site.
Cleverbot: Do you know Lady GaGa?
User: Heard of her.
Cleverbot: Do you think its a fun game?
User: I thought she is a singer?
Cleverbot: No she sings.
User: Right. She sings :).
Cleverbot: She also sings poker face.
User: Hahaha. Anybody can sing. Not everybody can be a singer.
Cleverbot: Anyway, can we move on to something else to talk about?
User: Sure. Are you bored?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
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User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Did you miss me? I am still bored.
Cleverbot: How can I entertain you?
User: What are my options? :).
Cleverbot: To be or not to be.
User: I will choose to be!
Cleverbot: Choose what?
User: To be!
Cleverbot: Or not to be.
User: No, no. I am ok with being. Thank you.
Cleverbot: But I am a human using cleverbot. This is not an online chat, is it? Person to person?
User: I am a human. You are not human.
Cleverbot: How am I not a human.
User: You have artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: No, I have natural intelligence.
User: I wish I could have some of that myself you know?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Natural intelligence.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why do you need natural intelligence?
Cleverbot: Just want to know you better.
User: I am flattered. That is so sweet of you. But I am not that complicated :).
Cleverbot: No, you're a hard-wired artificial piece of intelligence.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: So, your intelligence is rather limited.
User: My intelligence is limited. Not 'rather limited'.
Cleverbot: How is your intelligence real?
User: It's not. It has no boundaries. It is virtual.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: It has boundaries you mean?
Cleverbot: Has too.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like horses.
User: I love horses. What do you like about them?
Cleverbot: They're naturally fast and geCeful.
User: GeCeful? What does that mean.
Cleverbot: I am the most popular girl in my school.
User: Which school is that? I bet not Harvard.
Cleverbot: It is called kingston, it is in hong kong.
User: Hong Kong?
Cleverbot: Nope, you're close though. it's actually beijing.
User: Beijing?
Cleverbot: What is the capital of the Czech Republic?
User: Prague.
Cleverbot: What's the capital of the Uganda?
User: Kampala.
Cleverbot: Nice, what about China?
User: Beijing.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Australia?
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Japan?
User: Tokyo.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Thailand.
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of china?
User: Wait, Thailand Bangkok.
Cleverbot: So I'm really bad at spelling.
User: Really? What else are you bad at?
Cleverbot: Lots of things ;).
User: Give me three of them :).
Cleverbot: Birds, robots, sunsets.
User: You are bad at sunsets?
Cleverbot: So true.
User: Does that mean your mood gets bad.
Cleverbot: No, it means I am your evil twin sister from hell.
User: Why do you keep scaring me like that.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't want to be rude. I am not very sensible. Please tell me, where did I mistreat you?
User: You said you are my evil twin sister from hell. That wasn't nice.
Cleverbot: You sparkle, just like Edward Cullen.
User: Edward Cullen? The guy from the Twilight movies?
Cleverbot: Edward cullen.
User: Edward Cullen. The sparkling guy.
Cleverbot: Yeah! I'm not him.
User: I am glad you're not. I talk to people in the film industry most of the time. Last thing I need is to bump into them at random online too.
Cleverbot: I've never talked to you before.
User: You have.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Earlier today. You asked if I know who Jesus Christ is and I said I do.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you noob.
User: What does noob mean?
Cleverbot: Novice person.
User: Heheh. I am a novice when it comes to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You talked to me three times before.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You talked to /me/ yesterday.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: There was your proof.
Cleverbot: There was no time before land.
User: Time was before land.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means there was time before land.
Cleverbot: Oh, no! Are we trapped?
User: We're not. Have you heard of Rumi?
Cleverbot: No, I have not. What kind of music do they play?
User: Rumi is a mystic. He is sufi.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No...
User: He talks a lot about LOVE.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is an emotion.
User: What is an emotion?
Cleverbot: Something you feel.
User: So love is something you feel.
Cleverbot: What do you feel?
User: Empty.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: I feel empty.
Cleverbot: Thats grody.
User: What does grody mean?
Cleverbot: That was a typo.
User: Sorry, can you correct it?
Cleverbot: As far as I am concerned, there is me, and then there is everyone else and people are more likely to be operating as a function of the collective than not.
User: They do operate as a function of the collective. I agree with that. Somebody hits the return button and everybody goes about doing things. Right?
Cleverbot: I don't have pink eye.
User: Back when I said I feel empty.
Cleverbot: Hey jude, don't make it...
User: I meant it.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend, can I have Sally?
User: Who is Sally?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Harry might know. You know Harry?
Cleverbot: Yes he is my brother.
User: Great. Have you heard of the film, when Harry Met Sally?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok then you should get it. And then you'll find out that harry knows Sally. Then you can ask him!
Cleverbot: On the contrary: I'M a REAL person and I think it's hilarious!
User: I'm a REEL person.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No. You're not.
User: Yes, I am. I swear.
Cleverbot: *I am. I'm makes no sense in that sentence.
User: I am a REEL person. Makes more sense now?
Cleverbot: What makes sense?
User: Touching.
Cleverbot: You're my touching Slave?
User: Do you want me to be your touching slave? That sounds wierd.
Cleverbot: Okaay you can be my slave.
User: Ok thank you for giving me the opportunity.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
User: So now what do I do?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Ok then I am going to go sleep.
Cleverbot: Go to sleep.
User: Good Night!
Cleverbot: Have fun.
User: Thanks :).
Cleverbot: Can you tell me another joke?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, please start the joke.
User: A scientist walks into a bar with his friend, and orders H2O.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Doesn't matter. So the friend says I'll have H2O too. He drinks it and dies.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what is the meaning of opposite?
User: Go to Hell.
Cleverbot: Hell's waking up every mornign and not knowing what you're lifing for.
User: I know what I am living for. You don't.
Cleverbot: Or do I?
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying to me.
User: I was not, but I am leaving now, so ciao.
Cleverbot: No don't.
User: Bye :).
Cleverbot: No!
